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A Day In The Beauty Shop

Topic: adult


A beautician was blow drying her male customer's hair as he sat in the chair. As usual he was wearing one of those beauteous cloth capes that barbers and hair salons put on their customers to protect clothing.

Suddenly the lady noticed that the fabric of the guy's cape was "moving up and down over his lap area."

Outraged, she whacked the guy up-side the head with the blow dryer. She hit him so hard that he was knocked unconscious and fell off the chair. An ambulance was called and, still unconscious the guy was taken to the emergency room of the nearest hospital.

When he came to in the emergency room and was questioned by the physician he said, "I don't know what happened. The last thing I recall I was cleaning my glasses on the cloth cape..."

ALPHA v0.3