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Mary Had A Little Calf

Topic: adult

Mary had a little calf

of which she was quite proud.

& everywhere that Mary went

She gathered quite a crowd.

She fed the calf with loving care

just like a dog or cat

& with the portions that it ate

it grew up nice & fat.

Mary has no calf today

But this I will reveal

Down in Mary's freezer is

a month's supply of veal.

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