ALPHA v0.3

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Date Sun 21 Jan 1996 102312 -0500

Topic: adult

Date: Sun, 21 Jan 1996 10:23:12 -0500

Subject: Seminar for Males

201 You CAN Learn to do Housework!

501 Women Don't Want Sleazy Underwear for Christmas

601 Understanding the Female Response to Coming Home Drunk at 4:00 am

801 Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception!

901 Learning to Cook

1001 How Not to Act Like An Asshole When Obviously Wrong!

1005 Reasons to Give Flowers

1006 How to Stay Awake After Sex!

1008 Garbage - Getting It to the Curb!

2002 The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous!

2003 Give Me a Break! - Why Women Know Your Excuses Are Bullshit!

2004 How to Go Shopping With Your Mate, Without Getting Lost

2005 The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency

2006 Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex

2007 Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes

2009 How Not to Act Younger Than Your Kids!

3002 Trust Me, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson!

3004 The Attainable Goal - Omitting $#%*! From Your Vocabulary

ALPHA v0.3