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The Official Clinical Aptitude Sex Test

Topic: adult






Study each question carefully. Then choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and mark an "X" (just like you sign your name) on the appropriate line at the right.


1. A clitoris is a type of flower

2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

3. "Spread-eagle" is an extinct bird.

4. Vagina is a medical term to describe heart trouble.

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

6. A G-string is part of a violin.

7. Semen is another word for "sailors".

8. Anus is another word for "yearly".

9. Testicles are found on an octopus.

10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles

11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.

12. Kotex is a radio station in Dumont, Texas.

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

16. A condom is an apartment complex.

17. An orgasm is the thing that accompanies the choir.

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

20. An erection is when the Japanese vote.

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass.

23. Pornography is making record albums.

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.

25. Douche is the Italian word for twelve.

26. An enema is someone who is not your friend.

27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.

28. Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus.

29. Peter Pan is a small wash basin in a whorehouse.

30. A miscarriage is a little girl's doll buggy.

31. A prostate is a state where hookers are legal.

32. Climax is a nickname for a mountain climber named Max.

33. An aphrodisiac is an African disc jockey.

ALPHA v0.3