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The Moral Of The Sparrow

Topic: adult

The Moral of the Sparrow

There once lived a nonconforming sparrow. When winter came, he didn't want to fly South with the rest of the birds, he was stubborn and wanted to star right where he was. Finally, though, it got so cold that he reluctantly started flying South.

After a short while, ice started forming on his wings and he fell to the Earth. Shortly, a rather large cow came by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought this was surely the end. But, the warm shit actually started to warm him up. After a while, he was warm, content, and he could breath easily.

He was so overjoyed that he started singing at the top of his lungs. A cat wandering by heard the noise and decided to investigate. He found the bird in the pile of shit, dug him out, and promptly ate him.

The moral of the story is:

1) Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2) Everyone who digs you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.

3) If you are warm and contented in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!

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