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The File

Topic: adult


So the spry young high-school girl is working the counter in a local hardware store when a man comes up and asks her where they keep the bastard files.

"Excuse me, sir, but it's impolite to curse in public."

"No, I'm _not_ being obscene. Can you just tell me where the bastard files are?"

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store if you keep saying dirty words to me."

"Look. I need a bastard, and I want you to tell me where they are!"


At that moment, a young male employee runs over from the tool department with a short bastard file and proudly presents it to the irate customer. The boy says, "See - that's a bastard file." The girl takes it from the man, examines it with an apologetic blush on her face, and hands it back to him. "I'm sorry for the misunderstanding sir. That's $3.37."

As the man leaves the store he bumps into another customer on his way to the counter. The young girl proudly greets the new arrival: "Hello - what may we do for you today?"

"I'm here for a file, young lady."

"You want one of those little bastards?"

"No...I want one of those big motherfuckers."

ALPHA v0.3