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Here'S A Handy Guide For Those Of You Who Have To Deal With

Topic: adult

Here's a handy guide for those of you who have to deal with vendors, customers, or other divisions on the opposite coast.

West Coast East Coast ------------------ --------------- maybe absolutely not maybe yes Joe's working on the problem action item by Feb 12 for joe subcontractor bozo design review brawl facilitator dictator can you sign up for this program? do it and do it now I'm confident you'll get it done do it right or you're fired trust me f... off is there a spec? follow the spec let's get consensus on this one get out of my office he's not signed on to our plan he's a jerk he's a team player he's a subordinate consider me your resource I'll cover your ass I'm bringing him up to speed ignore him, he's new offsite facility local bar let's take that discussion offline meet me in the parking lot thanks for bringing that to my attention oh shit robust overdesigned constructive confrontation punch his lights out thank you for your input shut the f... up let me share this with you shut up a minute let me build on that point that's totally incompetent consulting unemployed on schedule over budget we haven't started yet under budget (no translation available) we finished early how do you feel about that? we're done I certainly understand your feelings what's your problem? what's a spec? where's the spec? what is the game plan? where's the schedule let me share my feelings on your plan your plan sucks

ALPHA v0.3