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Words - And What They Really Stand For

Topic: adult

Words - And What They Really Stand For --------------------------------------

ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex.

AIDS - Adios Infected Dick Sucker. Anus Injected Death Sentence. Another idiot discovers sex;

AT&T - Ass Toe & Titfuck

BMW - Big Motherfuckin' Whoop

Bitch - Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming and Horny.

Chevrolet - Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

Chevy - Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet. Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky.

Dildo - Deep Inter-Labial Device for Orgasm.

Dodge - Dead On Delivery, Go Easy. Guarantee Expired. Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.

ESCORT - Either Suck Cock Or Ride the Train

FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily First On Race Day Found On Roadside Dead Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

(spelled backwards) DROF - Driver Returns On Foot

FIAT - Fix It Again Tony

IBM - I've Been Moved (If you work there you know what I mean) International Brotherhood of Magicians Itty Bitty Machines I Blow Moosecock Idiots Become Managers. Immense Bins of Money. Impractical, But Marketable. In a Befuddled Manner. Inefficient But Marketable. Installed By Masochists. Institute of Broken Minds. Black Magic. Interactive Boot Machines. Intrepid Bureaucratic Madness. Italian Branch of the Mafia.

JAGUAR - Jews And Germans Usually Avoid Retail

MACINTOSH - Machine Always Crashes, If Not The Operating System Hangs

MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Rust My Old Plymouth Ain't Running

MS-WINDOWS Mostly Swaps When It's Not Dealing Only With Solitaire Mainly Slow When It's Not Dealing Only With Solitaire My System Will Intentionally Never Do Output Without Scrambling My System's Wholly Integrated Newly Designed Over Weight Solitaire My System Will Intentionally Never Do Output Without Scrambling

MS-WINDOWS NT OR WINDOWS NT My Solitaire With Its New De-accelerator Only With Some Network Technology Well Intended, Netword De-accelerator, Only Works Sometimes,

Oldsmobile - Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything. Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.

Pinto - Put In Nickel To Operate. Plymouth - Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood.

Pontiac - Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac. Procrastinate - People Rarely Obtain Coveted Rewards After Scheduling Tasks Into Never Attainable Time Elements.

WINDOWS When I Need Data Output Without Speed Will Install Needless Data On Whole System Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed Wholly Inbred Needless Data On the Welfare System While Idle, Never Does Operate Well, Sigh While Idle, Needs DX or WorkStation Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space

WIN Whoppingly Immense NOP (NOP=assembly command to do nothing) Worm Infestation Netware

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