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The Boss

Topic: adult


When The body was first made all the parts wanted to be boss.

The brain said, "Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be boss."

The feet said, "Since I carry the man where he wants to go and get him into position to do what he wants, I should be the boss."

The hands said, "Since I do all the work and make all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be boss."

The eyes said, "Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where danger lurks, I should be boss."

And so it went with the heart, the ears, the lungs and all the rest until finally the asshole spoke up and demanded to be boss. All the other parts laughed at the idea of an asshole being boss.

The asshole was so angered that he shut himself off and refused to function. Soon the brain was feverish, the eyes were crossed, and the feet were were too weak too walk. The hands hing limply at the sides and the heart and lungs had to struggle just to keep going.

All the parts pleaded with the brain to let the asshole be boss, and so it happened. All of the other parts did all of the work and the asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of shit.

The moral: You don't have to have a brain to be boss, just an asshole.

ALPHA v0.3