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Two Americans Walk Into A Bar In Tijuana. While Ordering The

Topic: adult

Two Americans walk into a bar in Tijuana. While ordering the first round, they notice a native and his burro at the next table. One of the Americans says to the man "Excuse me, ese, can you tell me what time it is?"

"Que hora es?" says the man, who proceeds to lift up his donkey's balls. "It's about three o'clock," says the man.

The Americans get a big kick out of this. They say to the man, "Ese, that's amazing. How can you tell the time by lifting your burro's balls? Is it the weight?"

To which the native replies, "No gringos, there's a clock on the wall behind my donkey..."

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