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There Once Was A Man Riding On The Same Train As This Lady Was

Topic: adult

There once was a man riding on the same train as this lady was. He was a decent looking man, and she was a very elegant lady.

He went up to her and asked, " Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?".

The lady thought about this for a moment, and replied, "Well, thats an awful lot of money, but well, yeah, I guess I would."

The man then asked, "Ok, how about five dollars?"

"What kind of lady do you think I am!?", she snapped back.

The man smiled and said, "Well, we've already established that, now we're just haggling over the price!"

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