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Which Reminds Me Of The Story Of A Couple Of Young Lassies Who

Topic: adult

Which reminds me of the story of a couple of young lassies who wondered the same thing when they saw the Scotsman passed out drunk under a tree. They lifted his kilt and, giggling, discovered this particular Scot wore NOTHING under it. For a joke, one of them took the pretty blue ribbon from her hair and tied it around his schlong.

Couple of hours later, the guy wakes up and decides to take a leak. He looks at himself in surprise and burrs, "Well, laddie, I don't know where ya been, but it appears ya won first prize!"

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