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There Once Was A Priest A Rabbi And A Lawyer Taking A Load Full

Topic: adult

There once was a priest a rabbi and a lawyer taking a load full of children out of war torn Sarejevo. The plane began to experience engine failure and the order was given by the captain to abandon the airplane, but there was only three parachutes.

The rabbi told the other two, "We have parachutes, but what about the children?"

The lawyer replied, "Fuck the Children!"

To that comment the priest replied, "What? Now? Do we have enough time?"

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