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A Nice Clean Poem

Topic: adult

A Nice Clean Poem

Old father Moses was sitting on a rock shaking and waving his big hairy

fist at the people who walked on the shore. Along came a woman who looked like a

decent young lady but walked like a duck, said she's invented a new way to

educate the children to sew and to knit. So the boys in the farmyard were shovelling

coal from the cellar and on to the fire while old farmer Andy was pulling his

horse from the stable and out for a hunt and his lovely young daughter was powdering her

nose and eyelashes while singing this song, and if you thought it was dirty you're bloody well wrong!

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