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Three Vampires Went Into A Vampire Bar To Get A Drink. Their

Topic: adult

Three vampires went into a vampire bar to get a drink. Their waitress approached them and asked:"What would you men like to drink?"

The first vampire said:"Hmmmm...I'll have a bloody Mary." "Excellent", said the waitress.

The second vampire said:"I'll have a blood-light please." Then the waitress turned to the third vampire: "And you sir?"

"I'll have hot water.", he said. At that point the music in the bar stopped, and all the vampires turned to look at him.

"Oh, don't worry,", he said and pulled a used tampon from his cape: "I'm having tea!".

ALPHA v0.3