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A Little Girl Visiting France Accidentally Wanders Onto The Nude

Topic: adult

A little girl visiting France accidentally wanders onto the nude beach side of the beach. She sees a young man about to fall asleep, and he has a hard-on. The little girl stares at it and then finally asks the man, "What's that?"

The man says, "That's my little birdie. Don't touch it."

The little girl asks him, "Can I stay here?"

He replies, "Sure, but don't touch the birdie." So he falls asleep, and he wakes up in a hospital bed, and sees the little girl next to him laughing her head off. He demands, "What happened? What's so funny? Why am I in the hospital?"

She says, "Well, I was petting your little birdie and it spit all over me. So I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

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