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A Marine D.I. Takes His Recruits Out To One Of The Swamps In

Topic: adult

A Marine D.I. takes his recruits out to one of the swamps in Parris Island. He tells them he is going to show them what Marine Corps tough is. He pulls out his dick and an alligator clamps on to it. The D.I. of course doesn't even flinch. After a moment he punches the alligator in the head and the alligator breaks loose. He looks at his recruits and asks them if any of them are tough enough to do that.

A few moments go by, when finally a hand goes up in back and a meek voice replies, "Sir, I'll try it as long as you don't hit me so hard!"

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