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A Certain Women Decided To Visit The Doctor To Have Her Breasts

Topic: adult

A certain women decided to visit the doctor to have her breasts enlarged. Dr. Swenson prescribed the following treatment. "Every day at 2pm rub your breast while reciting the following, 'Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow, and every day I do this my breasts are sure to grow.' " The woman agreed and faithfully performed the prescribed treatment every day. Several weeks later while in the grocery store she realized that it was 2pm. Being fully commited to the treatment she proceded on in full sight of all.

The store butcher, having witnessed the entire routine commented to her "Dr. Swenson, right?".

Surprised, the women answered, "Yes, but how...".

"That's easy", he replied. Grabing his penis he began, "Hickory dickory dock, the ..."

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