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An Old Timer Was Riding The Trail In His Wagon When An Outlaw

Topic: adult

An Old Timer was riding the trail in his wagon when an Outlaw approached, drew his pistol and said, "Do you dance, old man?"

The Old Timer said, "I sure don't Cowboy!"

The Outlaw began firing at the old man's feet and the Old Man began to dance as the Outlaw laughed. After the Outlaw fired his last shot he said, "Thanks for the dance Old Man."

The Old-Timer said, "Cowboy I hoped you fired your last shot!" and pulled a large shotgun from under his seat. The Old-Timer then asked the Outlaw if he'd ever kissed a horse's ass.

The Outlaw said, "No, I haven't Old Man, but I have always wanted too!"

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