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God Was Just About Finished With Adam. He Placed The Left Side

Topic: adult

God was just about finished with Adam. He placed the left side of Adam's brain in his head and said, "Adam, I want you to count."

Adam counted, "One, three, five, seven..."

"Okay," said God, who removed the left side of the brain and put in the right side of the brain. "Now count," he said.

Adam counted, "Two, four, six, eight..."

"Okay," said God, then put both sides of the brain in together.

"Now count," said God.

Adam counted, "One, two, three, four, five, six..."

"Okay," said God, then removed the entire brain. "Now count," he said.

Adam counted, "Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco...

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