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A Woman Buys A New Car. As She'S Getting Ready To Drive Away She

Topic: adult

A woman buys a new car. As she's getting ready to drive away, she notices the radio doesn't have any buttons so she asks the dealer how it works. The dealer says, "It's one of those new automatic radios. You just say what type of music you want to hear and it automatically picks a station."

The woman thought that was cool and drives away. As she's driving, she says "Country" and a Garth Brooks song comes on the radio. A little later she says "Rock" and a Van Halen song comes on. Just then a car cuts right in front of her and she shouts "Asshole!" BOOM - Bill Clinton comes on the radio!

ALPHA v0.3