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A Bloke Walked Into A Ice Cream Parlor And Whispered Can I Have

Topic: adult

A bloke walked into a ice cream parlor and whispered: "Can I have an ice cream,mate ?"

"Certainly you may," said the shop assistant. "What flavour would you like, vanilla, chocolate or strawberry ?"

"I'll have strawberry,please," the bloke whispered.

"And what about topping, chocolate?"

"Chocolate will be fine," the bloke whispered.

"Crushed nuts ?" asked the shop assistant.

"No," the bloke whispered, "Laryngites."

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