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Huge Man Steps Into An Elevator And There'S This Little Midget

Topic: adult

Huge man steps into an elevator and there's this little midget on there. The man says to the midget, "Hi, I'm 6 foot 4 inches and weigh 250 pounds and my name is Turner Brown." When he says that the midget faints.

When he finally comes to the midget says, "Excuse me, what did you say?"

The man says, "I said Hi...I'm 6 foot 4 inches and weight 250 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

The midget says, "Oooh, I thought you said TURN AROUND."

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