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Three Guys Were Convicted Of Various Sexual Crimes. The Judge

Topic: adult

Three guys were convicted of various sexual crimes. The Judge outraged by the fact that they were accusing each other decided that they are all co-perpetrators and would be punished as such. Their lawyers objected and the judge agreed saying that he will instead sentence them based on the size of each ones penis, the longer the penis the greater the sentence.

The first guy was measured - and got 12 years. The second guy was measured and got 15 years, the third guy was measured and got 22 years. After a while the third guy starts laughing and the judge asked him what was so funny and he said that if he had had a hard on he would have gotten life.

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