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Signs That Summer'S Over In Hell

Topic: adult

Signs that summer's over in Hell:

1-Ayatollah no longer walks around with zinc oxide on his nose.

2-Molten lava slide closes for season.

3-Anguished cries for ice water replaced by anguished cries for cider.

4-Tours less crowded to see future home of Saddam Hussein.

5-Hell's weatherman starts making jokes about "freezing over".

6-Giant groundhog comes out of hole, sees his shadow, eats five people.

7-Sign-up sheets posted for hayride with Hitler.

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