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Fuck - The Word

Topic: adult

FUCK - The Word

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck." It is the one magical word, that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, takes its name from the German word "fricken," which means "to strike." "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really fucks up) or a passive verb (Mary doesn't really give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and a noun (Mary is a fine fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of "fuck."

Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations:

Aggression =>> Fuck you!

Apathy =>> Who gives a fuck.

Authority =>> Shut the fuck up.

Confusion =>> What the fuck?

Defiance =>> The fuck you can!

Denial =>> I'll be fucked if I did!

Derision =>> He fucks everything up.

Dismay =>> Oh, fuck it!

Difficulty =>> I can't understand this fucking business.

Despair =>> Fucked again.

Displeasure =>> What the fuck is going on here?

Fraud =>> I got fucked at the used car lot.

Greeting =>> How the fuck are you?

Ignorance =>> Fuck if I know.

Incompetence =>> He's all fucked up!

Laziness =>> He's a fuck off.

Trouble =>> I guess I'm fucked now.

Passive =>> Fuck me.

Lost =>> Where the fuck are we?

Perplexity =>> I know fuck all about it!

Resignation =>> Oh, fuck it!

The word has, of course, been used by some very important personage throughout the years, the more notable of them being:

Mayor of Hiroshima =>> "What the fuck was that?"

General Custer =>> "Look at all them fucking indians!"

Capt of the Titanic =>> "Wheres all that fucking water coming from?"

Marc Bolan =>> "What a place to plant a fucking tree!"

John Lennon =>> "Thats not a real fucking gun"

Donald Campbell =>> "The fucking throttles stuck!"

Edward Kennedy =>> "Who moved the fucking bridge?"

President Nixon =>> "Who's going to fucking know?"

Capt of the Belgrano =>> "I'm outside the fucking exclusion zone"

Ann Boleyn =>> "Heads are going to fucking role"

Space shuttle Capt =>> "Who let the fucking woman drive?"

King Harold =>> "Watch him, he'll have some fuckers eye out"

Niki Lauder =>> "I thought I could smell fucking petrol"

Mark Thatcher =>> "What fucking map?"

President Clinton =>> "She's only a fucking secretary"

Albert Einstein =>> "Any fucker can understand that"

Pablo Picasso =>> "It fucking looks like her"

Queen Elizabeth =>> "Okay boys, stop fucking about"

Sadam Hussein =>> "Its only a fucking desert"

OJ Simpson =>> "Where's my fucking socks"

President J Chirac =>> "Its only a fucking island"

It can be used in descriptive anatomy - He's really a fucking asshole.

It can be used to tell time - It's five fucking thirty.

It can be used in business - How did I get this fucking job?

It can be a prediction - Oh, will I get fucked.

It can be maternal - as in "Mother Fucker."

It can be nautical - Fuck the Admiral.

It can be political - Fuck Clinton.

It can open the door to wonderful relationships - "Let's fuck."

It can be used just to enhance the meaning of a word - as in "Beautifuckingful" or "Terfuckingific."

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses. How can anyone be offended when you say "Fuck"? Use it in your daily speech, it adds to your prestige.

Today, tell someone "FUCK YOU."

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