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The Apartment

Topic: adult

The Apartment

A very proper man met a beautiful girl who agreed to spend the night with him for $500.00. When ready to leave, the man told her that he did not have any cash with him but would have his secretary mail a check to her, calling it rent for an apartment.

Later, the man decided that the whole thing was not worth the price he had agreed to pay, so he had his secretary send a check for $250.00 and enclosed the following:

Dear Madam:

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because, when I rented your apartment, I was under the impression that:

1. It had never been occupied. 2. That there was plenty of heat. 3. That it was small.

Last night, I found out that it had been occupied previously, that there wasn't any heat and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of his missive, the girl returned the check with this note:

Dear Sir:

I do not understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for heat, there is plenty, if you know how to turn it on -- and if you haven't enough furniture to fill it, don't blame me.

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