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Johnny'S Grandmother

Topic: adult

Johnny's Grandmother

Johnny's grandmother was visiting her daughter's home one

afternoon, and her daughter said, "Mom, I've got to do some shopping,

and Johnny is due home from school in a few minutes. Can you give him

some milk and cookies when he gets home? I'll be back in an hour."

"Of course!" was the response, and away went Johnny's mother.

In a few minutes, Johnny came in the door, saying, "Hi, grammaw!!"

"Well, Johnny," she said, "I've got some milk and cookies for you.

Tell me, what did you learn in school today?"

"Well, grammaw, today we learned about human reproduction. We

studied the penis, the vagina . . "

"What?!? !?!?," grandmother exclaimed, "such dirty talk!?!?!? You

go to your room immediately!!!! No milk, no cookies!!!" And off he


A half hour later, his mother came in, saw that Johnny wasn't

around, and asked, "Where's Johnny?"

"I sent him to his room."


"He said such filthy things . . ." and grandmother started to

explain. His mother became very upset and said, "MOTHER!!!! You are so

old-fashioned! We are much more liberal these days! You've probably

given the poor child a complex! You go to his room and apologize to

him, right now!"

The grandmother shrugged, went to his room, opened the door and

found him on his bed, masturbating, so she said, "Listen, Johnny, when

you're through with your homework, I'd like to talk to you.

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