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Euphemisms For Death

Topic: adult

Euphemisms For Death:

1-No longer eligible for the census.

2-Dropping both AT&T and MCI.

3-Playing harp duets with Hoffa.

4-Resting his organs.

5-Kicked the oxygen habit.

ALPHA v0.3