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Man In A Closet ---------------

Topic: adult

Man In A Closet ---------------

This man was in bed with a married woman when they heard

the door open. "Oh my God," she gasped, "it's my husband!

Quick hide in the closet!

The man hurried into the closet and closed the door.

Suddenly, he heard a small voice saying, "It's very dark in


"Who is that?" he asked.

"That's my mother out there," the small voice said.

"And now I'm going to scream."

"Please don't!" the man said.

"Okay, but it'll cost you money," the boy said

"Here is five dollars."

"I am going to scream!" said the small voice.

"Okay here is ten dollars!"

"I am going to scream," the small voice said.

"Here's twenty dollars."

Finally, when the boy turned down thirty-five dollars,

the man said, "All I have is forty dollars."

"I'll take it!"

At last the husband left and the man was able to get out

of the closet and make a hasty exit. That afternoon, the

mother took the boy with her on a shopping trip.

"I want to get that bicycle," he said

The mother said, "No, you can't. It costs too much


The boy said "I have forty-dollars."

The mother said, "Where would you get forty-dollars?"

The boy wouldn't talk. She began to berate him. He

refused to respond. She slapped his face. He stood stoicly.

Finally, twisting his arm, she dragged him into the nearby

neighborhood church and approached the parish priest.

"Father, my son has forty dollars and he won't tell me where

he got it. Maybe you can find out?"

The priest nodded. He led the boy into the cofessional

booth. The boy sat on one side and the priest in the other.

The boy said, "It's very dark in here...."

And the priest said, "Now don't you start that again!"

ALPHA v0.3