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Guys You'Ve Met In The Men'S Room

Topic: adult

Guys You've Met In The Men's Room ---------------------------------

Absent-Minded-Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble

Clever - Look Ma, no hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor

Conceited - Holds two inch dick like baseball bat

Crosseyed - Looks in the urinal on the left, pisses in the middle, and flushes the one on the right

Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants

Disgruntled - Stands waiting for a long time, gives up, walks away

Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

Efficient - Waits until he has to crap then does both

Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts

Fat - Backs up and takes a long shot at urinal, pisses on his shoe

Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit a bug on the wall

Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink

Patient - Stands very close for a long time while waiting, reads a newspaper with his free hand

Sloppy type- Pisses down trousers into shoe, walks out with fly open, adjusts his balls outside.

Sociable - Joins friends and pisses whether he has to or not, figures it doesn't cost anything

Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows the guy in the next stall will get blamed

Timid - Can't piss if someone is watching. Flushes and comes back later

Tough - Bangs dick on the side of the urinal to dry it

Worried - Not sure if he has been lately, stops in for a quick check

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