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Q Have You Heard About Michael Jackson'S New Book? A It'S Called

Topic: adult

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common? A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together? A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!

Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping? A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q: Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael? A: He doesn't mind reaching bottom.

Q: What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show? A: The Kids in the Hall.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his!

Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster? The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision? Foreplay.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue.

What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic? Blowing his first nose.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson? A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service.

What's black and comes in little white cans? Michael Jackson

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. --- you know in a few years they'll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby

What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common? They both play ball in the Minor League.

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common? Both ride 4 year olds.

Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp? Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's makeup.

Hear about the new "Michael Jackson" candy bar? It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts.

What did Michael Jackson suffer from as a kid? Clitoris envy.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme? "Little Boy Blew."

How is Michael dealing with his problems? He's holding his own.

How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem? They're all standing behind him.

What's sex like for Michael? Child's Play.

How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party? By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.

What's the new movie about Michael Jackson called? "The Hand that Robs the Cradle."

What's Michaels' next movie? Honey I Blew the Kid.

Why's Michael cutting down on public appearances? He wants to spend more time with the kids.

How are Michael's friends like U.S. veterans? They all get fucked in the end.

How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search? Hire a Catholic priest to do it.

What will they call the upcoming movie about Michael Jackson? "The African Queen."

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