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To All Employees Who Work Overtime

Topic: adult

To all employees who work overtime:

Oh husband, oh husband, I tremble with fear, You've been on overtime almost a year!

And since you are gone till way late at night, A good piece of ass seems way out of sight.

Oh husband, dear husband, please don't be a fool, working this overtime is wasting your tool.

Far better it is to be poor all your life Than to bring a soft peter home to your wife.

Oh husband, dear husband, now don't get me wrong, The money is good, but so was your dong.

You came home from work just able to creep; I feel like screwing! But you want to sleep.

Each evening, dear husband, you crawl into bed; Your intentions are good, but your pecker is dead.

I play with your pecker all wrinkled and dry; I get so damned mad! I could lay down and cry.

I have pleaded with you dear, with tears in my eyes; I have played with your balls, but your pecker won't rise.

For in this whole world, there is only one sin, For which there's no pardon and never has been;

And that is a man who's so foolish and mean That he gives up Sex to run a machine!

ALPHA v0.3