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Someone Earlier Suggested A Striking Similarity Between Rush

Topic: barney

Someone earlier suggested a striking similarity between Rush Limbaugh and television wrestlers. On my cable system, however, Rush occupies the slot next to Barney and, while channel surfing recently, I began to notice the similarity between the two. For comparison's sake:

Barney Rush ------ ----

Large clumsy animal? YES YES

Garish, tight- YES YES fitting clothes?

Oversized head and YES YES oversized rump?

Stupid, repetitious "I love you "I hate Bill song that is repeated You love me..." I hate ad-nauseam? Hillary..."

Idiotic plastic grin no YES YES matter what he's saying?

Beloved by some but YES YES hated by most?

Appeals mostly to those YES YES of limited ability to think for themselves?

Makes more money than is YES YES warranted by talent?

Spawn of Satan? Some say yes Some say yes

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