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Buzzword Bingo

Topic: corporate

Buzzword Bingo

For those of you who attend a lot of meetings, this should make those meetings go faster! If you don't attend lots of meetings, consider yourself lucky.

How to play: Simply tick off 5 words heard in one meeting from the following list and shout out BINGO! It's that easy!

Synergy Proactive, not Reactive Win-Win Situation Think Outside the Box Take That Offline On the Same Page Client-Focused Strategic Fit Gap Analysis Best Practice The Bottom Line Core Business Lessons Learned Touch Base Revisit Game Plan Bandwidth Hardball In the Loop Out of the Loop Go the Extra Mile Benchmark The Big Picture Value-Added Movers and Shakers Ball Park Fast Track Result-Driven A Done Deal Empower Employees No Blame Stretch the Envelope Knowledge Base Total Quality Mindset Put The One to Bed Quality-Driven Move the Goal Posts Peel the Onion Back

Testimonials from other players:

"I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I yelled BINGO."

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."

"The facilitator was gobsmacked as we all screamed BINGO for the 3rd time."

"I feel that the game has enhanced the overall quality of meetings per se on a quid pro quo basis."

"People are even listening to mumblers, thanks to Buzzword Bingo!"

ALPHA v0.3