ALPHA v0.3

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Chinese Phrase English Translation

Topic: ethnic


Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table

Ar U Wan Tu A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift

Dum Gai A stupid person

Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia Approach me

Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island

Lao Zi Not very good

Lin Ching An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse

Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung a person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice

ALPHA v0.3