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A Hospital Director Was A Strict Advocate Of Managed Health Care

Topic: g-rated

A hospital director was a strict advocate of managed health care: three days and you're out. No discussions, no sob stories, no exceptions. One day he passed on and found himself in the anteroom of heaven.

"Hmmm," said Saint Peter sternly as he closed the director's file, "I guess we can admit you."

"Thank you! cried the director. "I was a bit worried. People accused me of being rigid, insensitive and uncaring, but now you've let me into heaven!"

"Well yes," said Saint Peter, "but just for three days."

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