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Apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger'S Next Movie Is Going To Be

Topic: g-rated

Apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger's next movie is going to be about the lives of the world's great composers. The movie has Steven Seagal set to play Beethoven, Jean-Claude Van Damme will be Mozart, and when Arnie got wind of the project, he said...

"I'll be Bach"

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