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When Lenny Retired From The Railway After 50 Years' Service The

Topic: g-rated

When Lenny retired from the railway after 50 years' service, the company presented him with an old coach to keep in his garden as a memento.

One wet day, his friends found him sitting on the step of the coach, smoking his pipe with an old sack over his shoulders to keep out the rain.

"Hullo, Lenny," said his pals, "why are ye no' inside on a day like this?"

"Can ye no' see," replied Lenny, with a nod toward the coach. "They sent me a non-smoker!"

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