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On A Visit To Scotland General Ulysses S. Grant Was Treated To A

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On a visit to Scotland, General Ulysses S. Grant was treated to a demonstration of a game he had never heard of before, something called golf. His host wanted to show Grant how the game was played,even tho' he wasn't much of a golfer himself.

While Grant watched, the man placed a ball on a tee, stood back, and took a swing. Although he missed the ball, he did tear up a patch of grass. He tried again, with the same result. Again and again he sent patches of dirt and grass into the air without once hitting the ball. Grant looked from his perspiring host to the ball, then back to his host.

"There seems to be a fair amount of exercise in the game," he said,"but I fail to see the purpose of the ball."

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