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Are You Hurt?

Topic: g-rated

Are You Hurt?

The plaintiff was being cross-examined by the prosecutor. "Now, then, sir, you brought this lawsuit AFTER you originally told police that you were not hurt in the accident. Is that correct?"

"Yes, it is."

"Would you mind telling this court, then, why you are suing this man when you told the police you weren't hurt?"

"Well, young man, the truth of the matter is that I was hurt in the accident, but I felt it was prudent to say otherwise at the time."

"Would you mind explaining that to the court, Sir? In detail, if you please."

"All right. Well, this feller came along the road in his new fangled automobile and spooked my horse. My horse tried to git away from this loud thang and ran right offen the road into a ditch. Turned my wagon over, threw me out onto the ground and wrenched my back and broke my leg. Broke my horse's right front leg, too. Then this feller stops, climbs outen his automobile and down into the ditch, and looks at my horse a-lyin' there hurt. He climbs back out the ditch to his automobile, comes back with a shotgun, and shoots my horse dead. Then he looks at me and says, 'Are you hurt?'"

ALPHA v0.3