ALPHA v0.3

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This is an alpha release of this section. If you find any problems or would like to recommend something, please be kind enough to give us some feedback.


Office Hours

Topic: g-rated


Open Most Days About 9 Or 10

Occasionally As Early As 7, But

Somedays As Late As 12 Or 1

We Close About 5:30 Or 6

Occasionally About 4 Or 5, But

Sometimes As Late As 11 Or 12.

Somedays Or Afternoons We

Aren't Here At All, And Lately

I've Been Here Just About All The Time,

Except When I'm Someplace Else,

But I Should Be Here Then, Too.

ALPHA v0.3