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Allegedly Happened Late One Night During Bad Weather As Heard

Topic: g-rated

Allegedly happened late one night during bad weather, as heard over the tower radio:

Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over [such-and-such] beacon".

Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! **I'm** holding at 3000 over that beacon!"

(brief pause, then 1st voice again): "You idiot, you're my co-pilot."

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