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The Locker Room Attendant Was Not Noted For His Intelligence

Topic: g-rated

The locker room attendant was not noted for his intelligence. Nevertheless, he was diligent in the pursuit of his job--inspecting towels for holes and rust spots. One time, a freshman brought in a towel. "Turn it over," the attendant commanded.

"What for?" the freshman asked.

"Don't give me no what for," snapped the attendant. "I just want to make sure there are no holes on the other side."

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