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A Summer Resident In A Tiny Maine Town Approached An Old-Timer

Topic: g-rated

A summer resident in a tiny Maine town approached an old-timer who was sunning himself in front of the general store. "Excuse me," the visitor asked, "do you live here?"

"Have all my life," the old-timer said.

"Well, I'm looking for a criminal lawyer," the out-of-towner continued. "Do you have any here?"

"Well," said the elderly gent, "we're pretty sure we have, but we can't prove it."

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