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The Dentist Had A Nervous Patient In His Chair And Was Trying To

Topic: g-rated

The dentist had a nervous patient in his chair and was trying to extract a bad tooth, but every time he got ready to proceed, the patient clamped his jaws shut. At last the dentist took his assistant aside and told her that, at the very moment he poised the forceps, she should give the patient's hip a vicious pinch. The pinch was administered, the nervous patient's mouth flew open, and the tooth was quickly extracted.

"There," said the dentist, "that didn't hurt too much, did it?"

"Not much," replied the patient, "but who would have thought the roots went that deep?"

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