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Nancy And Ronald Reagan Go Into A Restaurant And Sit Down. Just

Topic: g-rated

Nancy and Ronald Reagan go into a restaurant and sit down. Just as the waiter walks up, Nancy states in a VERY commanding voice "I'll have a tossed salad with Ranch dressing, a fillet mignon, medium rare, a loaf of warm French bread, and for dessert I'll have a small dish of chocolate ice cream."

The waiter says "What about the vegetable?"

Nancy says, "He'll have the same thing."

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