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The Huge Ship Was Barreling Through The Waters One Inky Night

Topic: g-rated

The huge ship was barreling through the waters one inky night (in the days before radar) and you can imagine the captain's indignation when he saw, up ahead, other lights coming closer.

He ordered the message sent ahead, "Veer off!"

The message came back, "You veer off."

The captain, beside himself, had the message sent off, "Veer off, you blasted idiot. This is a battleship coming toward you."

And almost at once a message came back, "Well, think it over. This is a lighthouse coming toward you."

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