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A Special Xmas Song

Topic: holidays

A Special Xmas Song

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire

Frostbite chewing on your nose.

Yuletide carollers being thrown on a fire

And folks dressed up like buffaloes

Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow

Helps to make the season right.

Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out

Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Santa's on his way

He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh (slay?)

And every mother's child is gonna spy

To see if reindeer really scream when they die.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To kids from 1 to 92.

Although it's been said many times, many ways;

Merry Christmas, **** YOU

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