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Trivia Test -- Mostly Christmas

Topic: holidays

TRIVIA TEST -- mostly Christmas

1. What was Grandma drinking when she got run over by a reindeer?

2. What do six of the first seven gifts from my true love have in common?

3. What does Alvin want for Christmas?

4. What army received its name on Christmas Day, 1878?

5. What Irish song was a Christmas hit for Bing Crosby?

6. What instrument does Amahl play as he leads the procession?

7. In the movie It's a Wonderful Life, what did Clarence get for completing his mission?

8. What were Frosty's last words?

9. What woman is mentioned in the song Jingle Bells?

10. What popular Christmas toy is based on a 1903 political character?

11. What color is the Grinch?

12. According to legend, Caspar, Melchior and Balthazar formed which group?

13. What Christmas Carol was first performed on guitar in 1818?

14. In the song Winter Wonderland, who does the couple pretend the snowman to be?

15. When is Christmas over?

16. What was the name of Rudolph's dogsled driving friend?

17. How much does Lucy charge Charlie Brown for psychiatric services?

18. In the movie It's a Wonderful Life, what two friends share their names with Sesame Street characters?

19. Who wrote A Visit from St. Nicholas?

10. Who kept time with the Little Drummer Boy?


1. Eggnog

2. Birds

3. A hula hoop

4. Salvation Army

5. Christmas in Killarney

6. A reed pipe

7. Wings

8. "I'll be back again some day"

9. Fanny Bright

10. The teddy bear

11. Green

12. The Wise Men

13. Silent Night

14. Parson Brown

15. Epiphany (the twelfth day after Christmas)

16. Yukon Cornelius

17. Five cents

18. Bert and Ernie

19. Clement C. Moore

20. The ox and lamb

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